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You must be a good runner because you are always running in my mind
you must be a good thief because you have stolen my heart
and I am always a bad shooter because
...I Miss You Always
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?What L O V E stands for
L = Lake of Sorrow
O = Ocean of Tears
V = Valley of Death
...E = End of life

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Friendship is like a glass
handle it with care
because once broken cannot be mended
...and even if mended
!!!a crack is always there
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,When Nights are long & Friends are few
.I sit by my ****** & think of u
.a silent whisper a silent tear
.with all my Heart i wish you were here

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When I open my eyes every morning i pray to God
...that everyone should have a friend like yo
Why should only i suffer!!! ha ha ha
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,When the time comes for you to give your heart to someone
make sure that u select someone who will never break your heart
.coz broken hearts have no spare parts
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,Most people walk in and out of your life
but only FRIENDS leave footprints in your heart

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,Good FRIENDS are hard to find
,harder to leave
and impossible to forget
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.Don't frown
.You never know who is falling in love with your smile

,When it hurts to look back
,and you're scared to look ahead
you can look beside you
and your best friend will be there
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...When u feel sad
,To cheer up just go to the mirror and say
,damn I am really so cute" u will overcome your sadness
...But don't make this a habit
!!Coz liars go to hell
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.One day Love and friendship met
?Love asked-when i already exist why are you here
Friendship replied "to make faces smile when u leave the tears
Friendship is the best thing in the world as there is no scope for tears if your friend is good
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,If you love someone, put their name in a circle
,instead of a heart, because hearts can break
but circles go on forever
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,If all my friends were to jump off a bridge
I wouldn't jump with them, I'd be at the bottom to catch them
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;To handle yourself, use your head
To handle others, use your heart
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,Smile a while and while you smile
smile another smile and soon there will be miles
,and miles of smile just because you smiled
I wish your day is full of SMILE

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Hi i am marrying next week
there will be a small party and
only few persons will be invited
Hey don't bring any gift
...just bring SOMEONE to marry me
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A good Friend is like a computer
he ENTERS in your life SAVE himself
in your heart,FORMATS all your troubles
and never DELETE you from his heart
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...A friend is sweet when it is new
...it is sweeter when it is true
...but you know that
...it is the sweetest when it is u
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Mountain can fly, river can dry
you can forget me but never can I
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Destiny decides who u meet in life
but its only your heart that can decide
...who gets to stay in your life

Have a heart that never hardens
have a smile that never fades
have a touch that never burnt
and have friendship that never breaks

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If u drop me i ill break if u hold me i ill shake
if u need me i ill hurry, if u don't call me i ill worry
if u hurt me i ill cry but if u leave me i ill die
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-:Meaning of Friendship

F-------FOREVER
R-------RESPONCIBLE
I-------INTELLIGENT
E-------EAGER TO MAIL
N-------NICE
D-------DIVINE
S-------SIMPLE
H-------HEARTLY
I-------INTERSTED
P-------PEACEFUL
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Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
This describes everything you're not
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,If u are a chocolate you are the SWEETEST
,If u are a teddy bear you are the most HUGGABLE
,If u are a star you are the BRIGHTEST
!!and since you are my friend...U R THE BEST

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Don't shut love out of your life by saying
it's impossible to find

;The quickest way to receive love is to give
;The fastest way to lose love is to hold it too tightly
And the best way to keep love is to give it wings

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:Love is sweet poison
Do not consume without your beloved's advise
and keep out of reach of children
and keep it in cool and dark place
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Promise me we are true friends
I am lamp you are light
I am Coke you are Sprite
I am Sawan you are badal
I am Normal you are Pagal
I am Water you are Tanki
I am Tarzan you are Monkey
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What is wrong with your cellevery time i call a voice comes
the subscriber u have dialed is a monkey plz contact zoo for detail

Someday u may lose ur hair
u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind
But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks
coz u cant lose wot u don't have
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...You look so fine! I want to
break your heart and give you mine
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,You are like the sunshine so warm
...you are like sugar, so sweet
...you are like you
and that's the reason why I love you!

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...Love is like war
...Easy to start
...Difficult to end
Impossible to forget
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Do you believe in love at first sight
?or do I have to walk by again
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,I've seen angels in the sky
,I've seen snow fall in July
,I've seen things you could only imagine to see or do
!But I still haven't seen anything sweeter than you

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,This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat
,keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat
cat, 20seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat
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Hey friend remember that without stupidity there can be no wisdom
& without ugliness there can be no beauty
so the world needs YOU after all

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The rain makes all things beautiful
The grass & flowers too
?If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you

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Our friendship means a lot to me
U cry i cry. U lauf i lauf
U jump out of the ******
I look down & then... i lauf again
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,A triangle has 4 end
,square has 3 end
,segment has 2 end
.but our friendship has no end
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Love is Pure
Love is Sure
Love is sweet poison
that Doctors can't cure
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Roses are red, voilets are blue
Donkeys like you, are kept in Zoo

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,Friendship is a priceless gift
.That cannot be bought or sold
,But it's value is far greater
.Than a mountain of gold

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