Years ago, there was this research conducted by Laugh Lab to identify
the funniest universal joke. After hundreds of thousands of votes they
had a winner:

A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of
them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing; his eyes
are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and
calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is
dead! What can I do?” The operator, in a calm soothing voice, says:
“Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.” There
is a silence, and then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on
the line. He says: “OK, now what?"






اذا محــــــد فهمها بترجمهــــا

يقولك في اثنين ربع ( اصدقاء ) طلعوا للصيد في مدينه نيوجرسي ، وواحد منهم طاح على الارض وما عاد لا يتكلم ولا يتنفس وبدت عيونه تطالع فوق >>> لا حول الله يعني صار حول

المهم قام رفيجه واتصل على الطوارئ وابلغهم ان رفيجه شكله مات !! شسوي الحين ؟؟

رد عليه العامل بالطوارئ وقال له : هديّ من روعك وانا اقدر اساعدك : أول شئ خلينا نتاكد انه مات !!

وبعدين لحظة صمت وهدوء ... سمعنا صوت طلق ناري !!

ردّ المتصل وقال لعامل الطوارئ : والحين ايش اسويّ !!



يعني ذبح رفيجه


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