Laws of Lifeý



Murphy's First Law for Wives:
If you ask your husband to pick up five items at the store and then you add
one more as an afterthought, he will forget two of the first five.

The Salary Axiom:
The pay raise is just large enough to increase your taxes and just small
enough to have no effect on your take-home pay.

Miller's Law of Insurance:
Insurance covers everything except what happens.

First Law of Living:
As soon as you start doing what you always wanted to be doing, you'll want
to be doing something else.

Weiner's Law of Libraries:
There are no answers, only cross-references.

Isaac's Strange Rule of Staleness:
Any food that starts out hard will soften when stale. Any food that starts
out soft will harden when stale.

The Grocery Bag Law:
The candy bar you planned to eat on the way home from the market is always
hidden at the bottom of the grocery bag.

Lampner's Law of Employment:
When leaving work late, you will go unnoticed. When you leave work early,
you will meet the boss in the parking lot.

First Law of Living:
As soon as you start doing what you always wanted to be doing, you'll want
to be doing something else

i consider this law in my life

thanx alot sister

keeeeep uppppppp